got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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