Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
