I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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