Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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