sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just saw a hot homeless man
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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