i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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