Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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