I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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