I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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