I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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