Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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