that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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