I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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