we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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