i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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