Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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