It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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