If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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