No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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