I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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