Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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