I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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