If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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