Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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