Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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