and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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