On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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