That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
