You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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