i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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