Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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