Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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