I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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