Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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