Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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