he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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