Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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