If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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