DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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