Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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