OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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