apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Boobs are out for the taking
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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