omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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