This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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