reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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