is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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