Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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