"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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