i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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