thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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