Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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