Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Can you bring me the toilet please
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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