a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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