singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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