I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Too much gin, very little bucket
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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