Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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