Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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